I DIDN'T TOUCH HIM REF!

If only we had video evidence at our gigs!

So picture the scene if you will. Huge marquee, the
first of the big biker rally gigs, great PA, great light
show, smoke, big crowd and a great BASS sound,
Rast grinning from ear to ear with the 'boom boom' shake the room groove.

All is well with the world at this point. Now then... just roll the scene
back a week. InOffensive are laying a rabid audience to waste
at The Roadhouse, Birmingham when fizzle, crack, pop our Steve's
backline disappears into the night, now guitarists being guitarists of course
expected the whole band to stop and sulk, just like he was.

Oh no! Mr Robinson
Rast is already halfway through his All Right Now bass solo,
Terry is in the zone and grooving as there is no tomorrow and Shell
is working the audience into a dancing frenzy.

The look on the six string king said it all: "My time will come!"

So back to the big gig - over comes 'twinkle toes Robinson to Rast's side of the stage
Rast has warned him many times not to come stage right and bring down the coolness
but Stevie had other things on his mind!

Rast tolerates him briefly and in fact engages Steve in a bit of banter
"Bass sounds brilliant tonight doesn't it?"
"Oh yes brilliant" replies Steve a wicked grin on his face.
Next thing you know fizzle, crack, bang Rast's backline disappears.

A deliberate foul or a fair shoulder charge! Robinson took the usual
stance arms outstretched in protestation! Well that's guilty as charged in
our book - red card for Robinson. - InOff